sorry sorry to the winner of the first ever caption contest

Dear readers, I am sorry for leaving you in suspense for so long. Here is an apology I wrote twenty years ago,  whose sorrys still ring true today:

I am sorry for taking so long to announce the winners of my first ever caption contest. Thank you to everybody who submitted captions. I liked them all! But these were my favourites, the ones that made me laughed the most (in no order at all):

Actually, the last caption didn’t make me laugh because I didn’t really get it at first.

Anyway, how will you enjoy the end of August?

Me, I will enjoy it with fantastic Neo Citran dreams. Bye!!!!

justinaforever

putting one foot in front of the other since i could walk

3 thoughts on “sorry sorry to the winner of the first ever caption contest”

1. Kenneth says:

Did a librarian index your childhood memories?

2. Lyndall says:

I’ve totally seen that apology note before, by the by. It is magnificent.

3. Lyndall says:

p.s. did you really call us all stupid?